MUMSNET WEIGH IN ON LIBYA



"Gaddafi doesn't seem to be good for our kids. Boo"

TERRIFYING!


MEET THE NEW VOCAL HARMONY SENSATION - THE CRIMINALS


"Girl, we want your love!"

THAT EXPLAINS THE T SHIRT



Raoul Moat outed (Mouted) as gay

No need to be ashamed, Raoul - don't look so red faced.

Oh

MAN RISKS LIFE TO DEFEND MAT HORNE



"He is a brilliant talent! How dare you mock him!"

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE SAIF AL GADAFFI



"Stare to the front,
And point your right hand,
Show your penis size,
And the finger goes up,
Now bring your left hand across,
And make a triangle
And that's the Saif Al Gadaffi dance!"

WHY I HATE FACEBOOK



No further questions, your honour

IF TWITTER WAS AROUND IN JESUS' TIME


"LOL at those sandals"..."what a walking on water twat"..."I preferred his earlier pond walks"


"hope he's got enough loaves and fishes to feed fatty Corden"...."That food looks shit, what a bearded twat"..."bet he hasn't got a gluten free option"...



"OMG I love One Direction"..."he looks pretty cross about being up there"..."this is shit"

PETER FILE






Pandre collecting evidence against his former wife.

And keeping it in a file, probably.

OOH, PARDON!


I MET THIS BAND'S DAD



It was Pa for the Coors

SPLASH MACHINE



Antony Costa from Blue urinates on a cash machine